John Barrowman - The Facts

1. John Barrowman is very much a niche market
2. John Barrowman has an excellent pension scheme.
3. John Barrowman is unblemished brilliance.
4. John Barrowman is a master of all trades and a jack of none.
5. John Barrowman has no known allergies.
6. John Barrowman promotes ethical trading.
7. John Barrowman is an excellent judge of character.
8. John Barrowman gives very good advice.
9. John Barrowman never drops litter.
10. John Barrowman has been to seven different countries.
11. John Barrowman has one hundred friends.
12. John Barrowman knows all his times tables.
13. John Barrowman suffers fools gladly.
14. John Barrowman never minds the buzzcocks.
15. John Barrowman is carbon neutral.
16. John Barrowman whistles while he works.
17. John Barrowman smiles while he sleeps.
18. John Barrowman sleeps like a baby.
19. John Barrowman always eats his five-a-day.
20. John Barrowman wakes up in the morning and excretes show business.
21. John Barrowman is nice to traffic wardens.
22. John Barrowman volunteered for jury duty…. twice.
23. John Barrowman squeezes his own orange juice.
24. John Barrowman speaks basic French.
25. John Barrowman learnt to talk when he was one and a half.
26. John Barrowman wears pyjamas.
27. John Barrowman grows his own vegetables.
28. John Barrowman does not get impatient in traffic jams.
29. John Barrowman had twelve pairs of jeans.
30. John Barrowman polishes his shoes every Sunday evening.
31. John Barrowman enjoyed his school days.
32. John Barrowman is calm in a crisis.
33. John Barrowman enjoys sailing.
34. John Barrowman tolerates lateness.
35. John Barrowman enjoys learning his lines.
36. John Barrowman speaks to his mother every week.
37. John Barrowman once paid £350 for a suit.
38. John Barrowman always gives up his seat for the elderly and infirm.
39. John Barrowman loves horse racing but has never placed a bet.
40. John Barrowman makes his own jam.
41. John Barrowman always buys fair trade.
42. John Barrowman is an excellent amateur photographer.
43. John Barrowman was named after his grandfather.
44. John Barrowman plays the piano … and the clarinet.
45. John Barrowman loves poetry.
46. John Barrowman brushes his teeth after every meal.
47. John Barrowman’s house is worth considerably more now than when he bought it.
48. John Barrowman has low cholesterol.
49. John Barrowman is adept at using chop sticks.
50. John Barrowman abhors violence.
51. John Barrowman never forgets about the little people.
52. John Barrowman is not afraid to ask for directions.
53. John Barrowman’s favourite film is Saving Private Ryan.
54. John Barrowman’s favourite musical is Cabaret.
55. John Barrowman’s favourite musician is Elvis Costello.
56. John Barrowman knows Michael Bublé.
57. John Barrowman was a respectable middle distance runner at school.
58. John Barrowman has an excellent peak flow and has never suffered from asthma.
59. John Barrowman adores the countryside.
60. John Barrowman once dreamed of becoming a vet.
61. John Barrowman has six pairs of shoes.
62. John Barrowman owns two houses.
63. John Barrowman is shrewd with his money.
64. John Barrowman uses moisturiser.
65. John Barrowman conditions his hair every day.
66. John Barrowman was voted ‘rear of the year’ 2007.
67. John Barrowman drives a Toyota Prius.
68. John Barrowman offsets his carbon output.
69. John Barrowman maintains an excellent relationship with his parents.
70. John Barrowman never breaks the speed limit.
71. John Barrowman once smoked a cigarette… he didn’t like it.
72. John Barrowman eats plenty of oily fish.
73. John Barrowman maintains a balanced diet.
74. John Barrowman occasionally enjoys a glass of red wine.
75. John Barrowman has no visible scars.
76. John Barrowman had a happy childhood.
77. John Barrowman bakes his own bread.
78. John Barrowman enjoys a lie in on Sundays.
79. John Barrowman listens to radio 3.
80. John Barrowman is a member of the RSPB.
81. John Barrowman has an excellent dentist.
82. John Barrowman has a high definition television.
83. John Barrowman collects art.
84. John Barrowman has an efficient accountant.
85. John Barrowman’s favourite day of the week is Wednesday.
86. John Barrowman’s favourite month is March.
87. John Barrowman does not like divorce, but realises it is a fact of life.
88. John Barrowman has 20:20 vision.
89. John Barrowman has perfect pitch.
90. John Barrowman has a 34 inch inside leg measurement.
91. John Barrowman always carries spare change to give to the homeless.
92. John Barrowman likes frogs.
93. John Barrowman sticks on 17.
94. John Barrowman has read all bar one of the Harry Potter books.
95. John Barrowman once got three strikes when bowling.
96. John Barrowman’s favourite music is Belle and Sebastian.
97. John Barrowman has climbed several hills.
98. John Barrowman rarely sneezes.
99. John Barrowman’s golf handicap is 27.
100. John Barrowman needs no introduction.
101. John Barrowman is low in fat.
102. John Barrowman is meticulously clean.
103. John Barrowman never breaks wind.
104. John Barrowman is a responsible citizen of planet earth.
105. John Barrowman isn’t interested in making a quick buck.
106. John Barrowman understands Hook’s law.
107. John Barrowman can tie every variety of knot.
108. John Barrowman was a boy scout…. He got almost every badge.
109. John Barrowman is good at accents.
110. John Barrowman has read Stephen Hawking’s ‘A Brief History of Time.’
111. John Barrowman has never viewed pornographic material.
112. John Barrowman does not need to be airbrushed in photographs.
113. John Barrowman has never been sunburned.
114. John Barrowman has fully comprehensive insurance.
115. John Barrowman is great with computers.
116. John Barrowman has made several important speeches.
117. John Barrowman has an iPhone.